Liberal Douche Garofalo

 It is intolerable to us that an erroneous thought should exist anywhere in the world, however secret and powerless it may be.
––O’Brien to Winston in Room 101, 1984.

 It is intolerable to us that an erroneous thought should exist anywhere in the world, however secret and powerless it may be.

––O’Brien to Winston in Room 101, 1984.

The reason a person is a conservative Republican is because something is wrong with them. That’s science — that’s neuroscience. You cannot be well-adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a Republican. It’s counter-intuitive.
Janeane Garofalo (yes, for real)
Garofalo didn’t do it, but liberal douche Dan Savage did.

Garofalo didn’t do it, but liberal douche Dan Savage did.

You say you got a real so-lu-tio-on, well, you knowWe’d all love to see the plan

You say you got a real so-lu-tio-on, well, you know
We’d all love to see the plan

The best quote:

Garofalo looks for darkness. She told an interviewer:

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

Garofalo seems fixated on dark politicians. When she is not “helping” America’s first dark—well, or at least semi-dark—president, she’s counseling a fully dark presidential candidate. As Garofalo warned, “You get pigeonholed if you don’t look a certain way.”

Sort of like how liberals pigeonhole black people to be Democrats?

Ouch!